I wrote this little threat to tell a friend why to get a photo of him on his facebook profile: If you don’t get a profile photo: Step 1: I will come to your house. Step 2: I will detonate your house using blasting caps of mercury fulminate on the explosive pentaerythritol tetranitrate (aproximately

Car makers don’t really care about you. Sure they try to cover their asses while you are in their product: airbags, seat belts, re-enforced frame,  … but … Why are ashtrays and cigarette lighters still standard features? Just wondering.

Let me tell you something: New York City is HOT today. It was hot yesterday, and hot the day before, and hot the day before that, too. But by today, it is HOT. This morning I left for work, thanking the Powers That Be that I cold just go straight from an air-conditioned apartment to an air-conditioned office, and wouldn’t need to be sweating all over town for some reason or another.

Where can I apply for a “license to kill”? I didn’t know I needed one. If the police catch me, I’ll be in real trouble if I don’t have one. I might have to pay a big fine or something. I wonder if it’s a graduated system: license to “mock“, then license to give “two for flinching“, ….